I wish God were alive to see this.--Homer J. Simpson
Homer: Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
[Marge scrapes it off the ceiling into Homer's hands]
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious.
--The Simpsons
[. . .] What do you do when your stuck in a chair?
Finding it hard to go up and down stairs
What do you think of the one you call god?
Isn't his absence slightly odd?
Maybe he's forgotten you [. . .]--Chumba Wumba Song, Family Guy
[. . .]Feel free to post any of your favorite funny/sacriligious/angry god or jebus quotes in comments.
the clouds will part and the sky cracks open
and god himself will reach his fucking arm through
just to push you down
just to hold you down
[. . .]
[. . .]
your god is dead
and no one cares
[. . .]--"The Wretched" and "Heresy", Nine Inch Nails
Cheers-Thanks-a lot!
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