Life's a Bitch . . .

. . . and then you die. If you're as lucky as I am, you find someone special with whom to share in the misery, which makes it at least bearable.

Oh you thing called "Life," why do I hate thee at times?

James' Life Sucks Top Ten List

1. #10: You suck
2. #9: You have death as a part of you
3. #8: You let Ass-Monkeys get away with bloody murder
4. #7: False hope
   
5. #6: You give decent people who just want to get through you with as little resistence as possible a nice big Ass-hat to wear, whether we like it or not
6. #5: Your Ass-hats are magnets for Ass-Monkeys and shit
   
7. #4: Taxes, fees, fines and penalties
   
8. #3: You're totally unforgiving
9. #2: You conspire with your buddy, Time, to really make things difficult
10. And the Number One reason I hate you at times . . . . You suck!

And a note for the Ass-Monkeys of the City of Irving:

You suck, I hate you, and I'm glad you're losing the Cowboys!

I wish I believed in "God" . . . then I would have someone to blame.

Cheers-Thanks-for-nothing . . .