Modern Lives

If anyone still reads this, I am sorry for being absent for so long. It has been a crazy 7 months.

The following is the lost post as best I can recall it. I'm sure it's no where near the land of "Good" as my last one, but it will have to suffice since I am an imperfect being with an imperfect memory. Ever since last Thursday, as in the past 7 days, there has been much ado about the human hackey sack. It's weird, actually, how prevalent the topic has been--it even got to Timmy . It started last week when the conversation two of my coworkers were having about basketball turned to something that happened one of the Clippers/Suns games. Apparently one player decided to pull another player out of the air by his . . . ahem . . . "area." Ow. Later that day, as per Tim's post, we went to a restaurant with my coworkers for happy hour. Once the appetizers arrived, I tore into them and realized about halfway through my second what-I-thought-was-a-chicken-fried-steak-nugget, that what I was in fact eating were calf fries. The taste wasn't too bad, bu...

I had a post. It was funny, too. Funny and witty and lengthy. You would've enjoyed it. Alas, it is lost to the ether. Oh well. I'll try again tomorrow.

OK, I have since realized that my Tuesday News post was a bit premature since all the interesting things have happened in the past 24 hours. It's a Ghost! It's a Mutant Firefly! It's a . . . Glowing Pig? Scientists in Taiwan have successfully spliced the genes of a glowing jellyfish into the genes of a pig, which resulted in a pig that looks kinda green during the day, but glows at night. Traditionally, if your bacon was green--and especially if it glowed in the dark--that meant it was time to toss it in the garbage. However, these lime swines were what the scientists have been striving for so they can track their glowing DNA without slicing and dicing their little piggy cells. Unfortunately, as it goes with the dorky science-types, they didn't know that day-glo genes are just so totally '80's. Have Rubber Will Travel Legislators in a Colombia town in Central America are planning a law that would require every male over the age of 14 to carry a condom. It...

Sorry, Curiosity got the better of me. Take the quiz: Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!) Monica You are a control freak who needs every thing to be perfect!! Don't worry though, your charm is amazing and your talents really stand out! Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Just in case you were wondering, no, I haven't completely abandoned my blog. A lot has happened since my last post (as many of you already know). New job, new house, new Timmy car--the last two of which has happened since about November 15th. Crazy, ain't it? So yeah, still loving the new job. Tim's new car is supersweet, and have I mentioned we bought a house? It, too, is quite nice. So in the spirit of old, I give you this week's quirky news items. Noklone oom-e? Foo khyou! A Korean scientist was shamed--deeply shamed--when it was discovered that the stem-cell research breakthroughs he had reported making last year was all a big fat lie. The cloned embryo was actually made the old-fashioned way with one of his interns. Former Pres. Clinton was quoted as saying, "At least all I ever did was lie about getting a b*****b!" Bush Still Clueless Need I say more? Mummy Dearest The mummified remains of a 61 year-old woman were found seated in a chair, watchin...