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Comets and Homos and Jebus, Oh My!

Hope everyone had a great Fourth of July Weekend, I know I did. Thanks you everyone who came to my birthday swoiree on Friday and thank you for all the thoughtful gifts. I most of all, Thank You, Tim, for masterminding the whole thing.

We also had a great time blowing shit up at the Paintiff's Sunday night.

Heheheheheheheheheheh FIRE!!


Sorry, the Beavis in me gets excited about burning things. Anyway, on to some rather interesting developments that occurred on the Fourth o'July.

NASA successfully not the crap out of a comet--literally. The "Deep Impact" project was a complete success and NASA now knows more about what comet nuclei look like and of what materials they consist. It was quite a spectactular event in any case as the picture below indicates:


HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEH YEAH, BOOM, YEAH YEAH, BLOW IT UP!!!!


Sorry again. See more images here.

Another spectacular event that took place on the Fourth besides comet-crashing, was the United Church of Christ voting to support same-sex marriage: "[The UCC] supports equal marriage rights for couples, regardless of gender." As in this case, the UCC was also the first major Christian denomination to support slavery abolishment (1700) as well as the first to ordain a female minister (1853). Although it is up to individual churches to endorse this message to their own parishoners, it is not expected to cause the same threats of schisms as with the Anglican church's more pussy-footed maneuvers in support of gay civil rights.

HUH-HUH, HU-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH . . . you said "pussy-footed" . . . HUH-HUH, HU-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH . . .

Sorry, my inner Butthead also had to have his say. Won't happen again. Promise.

Finally, if the rumors hold true, Karl Rove's career may soon resemble that comet. The source of the Valerie Plame leak will soon be revealed, and rumor has it, it may be none other than Dear Leader's right hand-, left hand-, and evil-conniving-brain man, Karl Rove. Oh wouldn't that be nice if it turns out to be true. Till then, I'll just imagine Rove's face in that comet.


HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHHEEHE
HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEH
YEAH, BOOM, YEAH YEAH, BLOW HIM UP!!!! YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!


HUH-HUH, HU-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH . . . you said "blow him" . . . HUH-HUH, HU-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH . . .


Cheers-Thanks-Alot!

Comments

Tim said…
See we take a long weekend and everything here and off world gets shaken up....well Good!!!
The Megan said…
hee hee heee... silly crazy Jameson...

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