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Life's a Bitch . . .

. . . and then you die. If you're as lucky as I am, you find someone special with whom to share in the misery, which makes it at least bearable.

Oh you thing called "Life," why do I hate thee at times?

James' Life Sucks Top Ten List
  1. #10: You suck
  2. #9: You have death as a part of you
  3. #8: You let Ass-Monkeys get away with bloody murder
  4. #7: False hope
  5. #6: You give decent people who just want to get through you with as little resistence as possible a nice big Ass-hat to wear, whether we like it or not
  6. #5: Your Ass-hats are magnets for Ass-Monkeys and shit
  7. #4: Taxes, fees, fines and penalties
  8. #3: You're totally unforgiving
  9. #2: You conspire with your buddy, Time, to really make things difficult
  10. And the Number One reason I hate you at times . . . . You suck!
And a note for the Ass-Monkeys of the City of Irving:

You suck, I hate you, and I'm glad you're losing the Cowboys!
I wish I believed in "God" . . . then I would have someone to blame.

Cheers-Thanks-for-nothing . . .

Comments

The Megan said…
sounds like someone has a case of the 'Mondays'... =)

j/k... sorry you are bummed about this whole life thing... hope we (friends) don't have anything to do with it...
7/18/2005 11:40 AM
Anonymous said…
Why do you hate Irving again? Is it because of your past?
7/18/2005 11:58 AM
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