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Katydid Tom Tom Katydid!

In honor of the insanity that is the union between Tom Cruise (Psycho cradle-robber much?) and Katie Holmes (Hello? Anybody holme?), Timmy J. Studios has launched a new product line: Katydid Tom Tom! There you'll find items for all events--indecent proposals in Paris, caped-crusader premieres in New York, and even London reporters who are all wet! Coming soon: Katydid Tom Tom Intersteller Line!! If you can't afford your own planet, wear one!

So surf on over and check it out and while you're there, might as well buy something so it's not a wasted trip.

Katydid Tom Tom
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Comments

Anonymous said…
That is a product I think everyone should buy!!!!!!
Anonymous said…
Could you guys BE any funnier?
Tim said…
Yes, yes we could.
The Megan said…
What an absolutely excellent idea, i'm glad i had nothing to do with it!!! =)
James said…
You heard her. She said it in public and now it's on record, she had nothing to do with the conception, design, or production of the Katydid Tom Tom product line, which means Timmy J. Studios now owns 100% of the profits.

What's 100% of zero?
The Megan said…
LOL, well... if it helps Timmy get any closer to getting his highly anticipated, much sought over MINI, I am all for donating my portion of the proceeds to the cause... I have already put the link on several websites that i've been to... the bait has been dropped... any takers as of yet??

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