. . . when stowing away aboard an airplane, do not stowaway in the landing gear. Or so a man found out the hard way when he did just that on a South African Airways flight from Dakar to New York. No one had any idea the man was (kind of) onboard until ground crews found the parts of him that hadn't fallen from the wheel well into a New York woman's backyard.
Long Island resident Pam Hearne was startled when she heard a loud bang come from outside and totally grossed out when she realized it was the sound of a shoed leg still attached to a partial torso hitting her garage roof and bouncing into her yard. Apparently, the man's body was drawn and quartered when the landing gear deployed as the flight made its final approach toward a New York airport. Ouch.
Luckily, the plane only suffered minor damage and slight staining to its wheel. No word yet on who the genius was that put himself through the equivalent of a human meat grinder.
Long Island resident Pam Hearne was startled when she heard a loud bang come from outside and totally grossed out when she realized it was the sound of a shoed leg still attached to a partial torso hitting her garage roof and bouncing into her yard. Apparently, the man's body was drawn and quartered when the landing gear deployed as the flight made its final approach toward a New York airport. Ouch.
Luckily, the plane only suffered minor damage and slight staining to its wheel. No word yet on who the genius was that put himself through the equivalent of a human meat grinder.
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glad to hear the plane only suffered minor damage... although i'd hate to be the person who had to cleanup the 'leftovers'... bleck...
and on the news once, i saw that there's a company that does stuff like that, that cleans houses of victims, or whatever so that family doesn't have to do it..it is sickening to my stomach though... in fact,after i'm done typing i'm gonna puke.. will someone come clean that up too? UGHK< GROSSS Ps.. when i'm lazy i just click anonymous so i don't have to type anymore... but anywho.. someday i'll update my blog again, it hasn't been that long tho...